Perhaps instead of dicking around for another consecutive year, we can all attain a new form of exercise. An enjoyable form…perhaps of a certain red and or, white variety. I know, has a certain patriotism to it, right? Now all you need is a blue wine opener. I mean, some Queen somewhere drank wine everyday and lived a longgggg time so why not try it out for ourselves? Now that I have wine in hand, I may proceed with this article (don’t judge, it’s my vacation too).